Candy Is Sweet But Liquor Is Quicker
Candy Is Sweet But Liquor Is Quicker
Tell her she'll fall in love with a man who'll wait two thousand years to keep her safe.

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

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oldjimmystummy:

i just really want to listen to records in the dark with you and maybe makeout a little

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